False solutions.

I fell in love with you under an open sky, and death cannot change that.

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my friends:
omg there's these two guys who say they really like me but i don't know which one to choose! i mean the first one is soo hot but the other is really cute! eugh my life is so hard
me:
sometimes i find it hard deciding what pizza topping i want

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me if I were a GPS system

me:
turn left and make a stop at mcdonalds
me:
wait stop there's a hot guy at that bus stop turn the fuck around
me:
who actually slows down at a yellow light what the fuck is wrong with you
me:
ew bitch I hate on the right, run her over
me:
there's po pos at the corner yo slow the fuck down this isn't Tokyo drift do you wanna die
me:
oh shit sorry I was looking at the hot guy in the car that's clearly better than yours my bad you were supposed to take the last exit
me:
wait where the fuck are we